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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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