{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
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